BEST HOCKEY SCHOOLS

Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Josh Towers hit ARod of the Yankees in the left leg. ARod wanted to charge the mound. A first bench clearing brawl, well, almost! Minutes later ARod mouthed off at Lyle Overbay and again both benches emptied. Somebody made Matt Stairs (a former hockey player) mad. ARod also made Matt Stairs mad and Matt tried to get at him. Roger Clemens retaliated by hitting Alex Rios in the 7th inning. He and Joe Torre were ejected. If Clemens hit Frank Thomas (The Big Hurt) that would be different. A future hall of famer Roger has no class. Frank Thomas is a big man.

I don't get it. He sits still and the puck just hits him. I think he could be over in the corner when someone takes a shot on goal and the puck would curve and hit him in the chest, like it's magnetically attracted to his gear.

*AND* he's been playing while sick this whole time. In-freaking-sane.

Dear Robby: Come play for us please.